hahaha

A gang decided to rob a bank,they opened every vault and found no money,only cups of yogurt.they ate all yogurt.
next day, in cnn news: "biggest sperm bank robbed!

A Woman's answer

A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?"

　　"Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."

DON't worry Be happy

Enter a zone of bliss as waves of energy wash your stress away.
Yin Yang Massage Therapy offers you sublime benefits to your whole body, mind and spirit... all inspired by gratifying pleasure.
A beautiful Asian girl, in a feminine summer dress ,long flowing shiny hair, gentle curves and flat belly...soft skilled hands...long smooth muscled legs.
I use ancient therapeutic principles of relaxing massage. I always keeps my soft hands in contact with your body, never breaking the connection of energy passing between us. This is never rushed, building rhythmic yet sensitive, from long gliding strokes to deeper ones. Massage helps relaxation, releasing stress and tension in our bodies.
We use a technique that awakens, stores and then releases energy within the body so you may become more alive, passionate and in tune with yourself.

I love what I do and enjoy making you feel good all over!

Come and join me in a delightful, safe, discreet environment.